Chicken Schezwan With Garlic Rice

Ready for this weeks recipe? IT'S CHINESE WEEK and we're making Chicken Schezwan with Garlic Rice.

Both of these things are very easy to make and you will love each and every bit of it.

Ingredients: 

500 grams boneless cube cut chicken

3 tablespoon soy sauce

A tablespoon ginger garlic paste

1 teaspoon black pepper

5 cloves of garlic

3-4 red chillies

2 tablespoon ketchup

1 small onion chopped

1 tablespoon olive oil 

Marinate the chicken with soy sauce, ginger garlic paste and black pepper. Keep it aside for 40 minutes.

Meanwhile the chicken is marinating prepare garlic rice very very easy. Boil rice upto almoat cooked. Soak and rinse. 

Mince 10 garlic cloves and fry them in 1 tablespoon of oil.

After garlic turns brown add 1 teaspoon vinegar, 2 teaspoon soy sauce, salt, pepper and green onions heads. Fry for 2 minutes. 

Add cooked rice and fry them for a minute add more green onions. Your rice are ready now put them aside. 

Now back to the Schezwan sauce because the chicken should be done marinating by now.

Make a paste of chopped onion, red chillies, ketchup and 3 cloves of garlic.

Heat 2 tablespoon of oil in a nonstick pan finely chop the remaining 2 garlic cloves and fry them for a minute. 

Don't let the garlic burn you vampires, add the paste and cook it for 5-10 minutes on medium flame. Keep stirring. 

After the paste is cooked for 10 mins add a teaspoon of salt and the marinated chicken cook for 10 mins again. 

At this point its upto you that if you like you can add more ketchup or chillies. After 10 minutes Schezwan is ready. 

Dish it out nicely, eat it with manners. Burp out in the open and fart with stealth. Chicken Schezwan is ready. 

I hope you can make it and enjoy it. Next recipe next sunday. Hopefully I can find some prawns.

HUMMUS HUMMUS

Quick Hummus lesson everyone. All you bachelorettes grab your notebooks.

You need 1/4 cup (4 tablespoon) of Tahini sauce.

400gms of chickpeas preferably from a can. 

Salt 1/2 teaspoon

Pepper is optional

Cumin powder 1/2 teaspoon

1/4 cup of lemon juice

3 tablespoon of water

Paprika for dressing 

Put the tahini in a blender along side the lemon juice and blend for 2 mins. 

After 2 minutes add salt, cumin powder, pepper (optional), minced garlic around 1 teaspoon and blend for another minute. 

ONE PAN SPICY PASTA

I made this wonderful and tasty One Pan Spicy Past yesterday and its time to share the recipe with you all.

One Pan Spicy Pasta is very easy to make and it also has cheese in it. LOL

We will later talk more about women and their obsession with cheese but first write down the ingredients for One Pan Spicy Pasta.

300 grams of penne pasta

One can of plum tomatoes with juice. If you live abroad then you can use a can of fire roasted tomatoes instead of this.

1 and a half cup chicken broth

1 large finely chopped onion

1 tablespoon of green chili paste

1 tablespoon garlic paste

150 ml cream mixed with 150 ml milk. Use half and half instead of this if you live in America or UK.

1 teaspoon black pepper A cup of shredded chili cheese 300 grams of Jalapeno sausages Salt to your taste

If you have a 10" deep cast iron skillet then use that if not then any other non stick pan.

Heat 2 tablespoon olive oil in pan and fry the sausages till they get puffed crispy on both sides.

Add garlic paste & finely chopped onion. Fry them on medium heat until the onion softens.

Add salt, pepper, tomato can contents, chili paste, milk & cream mixed together, chicken broth and stir to mix it well on low heat. 

Add the uncooked pasta and stir it well to coat and mix it with the gravy. 

After mixing the pasta bring the gravy to a boil and close the lid on low heat for 15 minutes.

If you think the gravy is less then add 2 tablespoon tomato paste with 1/2 glass water and then cover it with the lid for 15 minutes.

After 15 minutes take of the lid and your pasta is ready. Dish it all out in one pan. DON'T EAT YET. 

Cover your pasta with shred chili cheese, turn on the broiler of your oven and heat it for 3-5 minutes. That's all.

Sprinkle a little dried parsley or oregano and your 'One Pan Spicy Pasta' is ready to be eaten like an animal. 

COMMENT LAZY BUMS !

Beef Chapli Kebab and A Suprise

I think I took my friend's not eating beef comment seriously and MADE BEEF CHAPLI KEBAB TODAY. Take out your notebooks kids.

You need:

1kg minced beef

3 tomatoes

5 tbsp chopped coriander

2 onions chopped

5-6 green chillies

3 tbsp mint leaves

1/2 cup flour 

Salt as per taste

Garam masala 1 tbsp

Red chilli 1.5 tbsp

Anardana 1.5 tbsp

Coriander powder 1 tbsp

Cumin 1 tbsp

1 egg 

Finely chop everything in an electronic chopper because if you don't the kebabs will break. I REPEAT THEY WILL BREAK 

Add the half cup of flour and one egg in your kebab mixure and mix it again PROPERLY. 

Make balls out of minced beef and press them into a pattie just like this one. 
Start frying on high flame. FLAME ON 

Fry for 3-5 minutes on each side and your(actually mine) beef chapli kebabs are ready.

But I did not stop here. Just like hunger for power drives a political party crazy, the hunger for food made me crazy.

Added a bit of vinegar, olive oil and oyster sauce in the left over ground kebab beef to make the desi tatse go away.

Made thick burger patties, preheated the grill and started some grilling to make a thick beef burgers. 

After grilling burger patties 8 minutes each side on medium low flame I got this beautiful grilled thick beef burger. 

I hope everyone enjoyed today's session and learned a lot but YOU CANNOT STILL COOK AS GOOD AS ME HUN.

FETTUCCINE ALFREDO

Since mom did not cook today so I decided to. Hence I tell you all how to make Fettuccine Alfredo. I repeat FETTUCCINE ALFREDO.

You need:

500 grams fettuccine pasta 

500 grams thin slice chicken breast

Freshly grated cheese around one cup 250 grams

100 grams of butter

cream cheese is optional

Garlic powder 1 tablespoon

If you can find onion powder 1 tablespoon that too.

Salt and pepper to taste.

Whipped cream 300 grams - Yes WHIPPED!

Step 1 - Coat the chicken breasts with salt, pepper and garlic powder.

Step 2 - Melt the butter. 

Step 3 - Fry the chicken in the butter. 

Step 4 -Take the chicken out.

Step 5 - Cut it into bite sized pieces. 

Step 6 -In the remaining butter add whipped cream and cook on medium low heat for 4-5 mins.

Step 7 - After 5 mins add cheese. 

Step 8 - Check salt and pepper and if everything is according to your taste add the chicken.

Thrilling eh? 

Step 9 - After a minute you added the chicken add your boiled fettuccine and flip it well to coat it properly. 

Your Fettuccine Alfredo is ready. Dish out and sprinkle either dried parsley or oregano. HATE ME FOR THIS. 

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